if( $name == "Monty Widenius" ) {
  STOP reading;
}
else {
  Contribute a personal MySQL memory here
  then spread-the-word!
}

This is what I want to do: This page will be dedicated to Monty - consider it a monument to the father of MySQL. Please use the comment form below and write something nice, personal and MySQL related. How did you first start using MySQL? Or what was your most weird and exciting experience with MySQL? What do you do with MySQL? Do you earn a living using it? Maybe you are one of those people who can write a poem in SQL? I have started by writing my own MySQL memory below, and you can use the same format if you wish, but don't let it restrict you, be creative.

Click here to contribute your MySQL moments...